Best Selling Don T At Me Greeting Cards

Rexcellent! T-rexcellent that is! Impress all your 90s friends with this excellent dinosaur pun, and stylin shutter shades/ backwards baseball cap combo. 90s nostalgia is alive and well, unlike this poor dinosaur, he's been extinct for awhile but that doesn't mean you shouldn't sport this cool dinosaur card.

Rated T for Tired - Content may be suitable for those tired and sleepy. Perfect for nerds who love to nap and play games, with this ESRB rating-inspired design!

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Everyone knows that Jesus asserted his dominance over sin by t-posing. Look it up in the Bible-- it's all there. This sinfully satirical design is perfect for fans of memes!

Don't Make Me Ragequit! According to the dictionary, rage quitting is to angrily abandon an activity or pursuit that has become frustrating, especially the playing of a video game. To me, it's just a coping mechanism.

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and funny feminists!

Give me all that gay yuletide, that's all I want. Show off your Christmas queer, I mean cheer with this, "All I Want For Christmas Is That Gay Sh*t" LGBTQ Christmas design! Perfect for being gay, loving that gay shit, and celebrating the holidays!

The holidays mean it's time for some wet ass poultry! Show off your WAP with this, "Gobble Me Swallow Me" holiday parody design. Perfect for eating turkey, and celebrating the holidays!

Please don't give me responsibility over people! That's so scary! Having power over others is a job that some people are just meant for. Me? I'll pass, fam.

Smell ya later, haters! Inspired by the meme, give those classmate douchebags a proper send-off during graduation with this card!

Don't @ me. Let people know they need to stop tagging you on Twitter with this don't at me design.

To make me happy all you have to do is feed me chocolate. And added bonus would be to feed me the tasty candy and tell me I am pretty all day everyday. Chocolate is delicious and if you feed me some you will be my new favorite person. Call me pretty, feed me load of milk, white, or dark chocolate sugary snacks and tell em I'm pretty with this cute, chocolate lovers, Valentine's day greeting card.

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Well roll me in glitter and call me a unicorn! Show your love for magic and sparkles with this cute unicorn design.

Can you leave me alone! Be sassy as you please with this "Keanu Reeves" pun, can you leave me alone greeting card.

What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.

Hater's gonna hate, but that's only cuz they aren't you. Be yourself, just like cranberry sauce, who's always true to themselves. You'll never open a can of cranberry sauce and find pickles, yeah?

Like a goat in a field, all I desire in this world is to eat literally anything put in front of me and to be praised for my astonishingly good looks. Is that too much to ask?

Pollinate me please! Show your love for your significant other or just be flirty with this cute and funny, bee, valentine's day greeting card! Save the bees, pollinate and spread the love!

You can't spell "quarantine" without U-R-A-Q-T ;) Practice flirtatious distancing with this funny design! Perfect for being cute and staying at home.

*Ring, Ring* Hello!

Whether you're a lover of gay lingo, or daydream about falling in love with a vampire - this design is for spicy lovers only. Celebrate Valentines Day with this bold, bloody design.

Send me pics of your prick! Put them straight in my DM's! Small ones, big ones, fat ones, skinny ones, bald ones, I wanna see them all! There's no prick too strange for me!

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty, saying leave me alone, or a funny gift for your ex!

I'm planted right here, now fertilize me, Daddy. ;) Show off your love of plants, kinky times, and funny NSFW daddy jokes with this, "Fertilize Me, Daddy" flower design with a wet flower in some dirt.

Grow me and then, Eat Me Daddy. Show off your intense love for vegetables and fruity with this super healthy pattern, featuring beets, carrots, peaches, eggplants, peppers, peas, avocados, and more! Perfect for fitness, gardening, and staying healthy!

Darling, you make me want to come out of hiding. Would you wendigo out with me?

Knead me, daddy -- then toast me and eat me! Show off your foodie NSFW fun with this bread pun design.

Ha Ha cut me, coward, and you shall weep. Stay cute and intensely threatening at the same time with this hilariously menacing, adorable starry eyed onion that guarantees there will be consequences for any aggressions made against it.

Please leave me a-gnome! Be sassy as your please with this cute gnome pun, gardening, funny gnome design.

Please leave me a-gnome! Be sassy as your please with this cute gnome pun, gardening, funny gnome design.